3.27.2008

pilot preview

Priviusli, on tenanfor:

Maztrich Bauer arrives to her office after having her only meal of the day in 17 minutes. She managed to beat the 13:35 rush in the standardized feeding line and then found a nondescript location to avoid innecesary chatter from friendly albeit annoying coworkers. No one else in the cafeteria noticed her and she succeeded in downloading to her biological system a bowl of lentils, half a chicken breast and one helping of suspicious-looking green material.

The following takes place between 1:41 P.M. and 2:24 P.M.

(A threatening note is found on the headquarters of Maztrich from becario1 one of her two lowly unpaid academic assistants. It reads in cryptical handwriting: "Miss Bawer[sic], te estuve esperando dede la 1:30 y me fui. Bai.").

Fortunately, Maztrich Bauer is a native speaker of Spanish who has been trained extensively to decipher messages like this. She becomes aware that becario1's defection hinders her chances of arriving to teach her 2:25 class on time with the materials ready. She had planned on doing an electronic transaction to pay her cellphone, answer two personal emails, reapply her lipgloss and prepare for her evening mission while becario1 photocopied the 300 pages for the class.

Maztrich now has to make an executive decision: Can she risk teaching her afternoon class without reapplying liplgoss? Her hard earned credibility among the gang of dangerously superficial mexican teenagers might be compromised without the proper makeup. She might lose her ability to keep them intersted and receptive to the valuable information she has to transmit to their inadvertant young minds in order to prevent ignorance and arrogance from taking over the future leaders of this industrial city.

Next, on tenanfor. The dreaded code: Paperjam.

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3.13.2008

tenanfor pilot episode

Los dos tenemos un difícil día de enmedio en la semana. Nobstante (o tal vez poreso) nos vamos opdeiteando del progreso. Como para darnos ánimos pero también. Así que entre una cosa y otra de pronto se nos ocurren cosas. Así que entre un examen y una cirugía (ambas operaciones altamente delicadas y sangrientas aunque una por lo menos con anestesia) se nos ocurren cosas que nos textiamos y nos meileamos. Así que concebimos (!) cosas como esta, que es el teaser del episodio piloto que se estrenará posiblemente después de semana santa en este espacio:

"My name is Maztrich Bauer. Today, a group of neoconservative fascist Lopezobradorists has taken over the industrial capital of Mexico, Monterrey, and are planning a major terrorist attack over some of the main seedbeds of Western decadence . My mission is to find which one of the many educational institutions in the city is being targeted, without anyone finding out I am not actually a gorgeous teacher, but really an undercover agent working for a top secret division of the División Nacional de Investigación y Terrorismo, or "el dinit" as it is affectionately known. I am wearing heels and today is the longest day of my life".

Idea Original: La Maztrich
Redacción del blurb: [Blogger Privacy Act of 2003]

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3.05.2008

Idea para sitcom

The following takes place between 7:30 A.M. and 10:30 P.M.

oh the drama. the wednesday drama.

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