important notice

A todos los muchachos daneses veinticuatroañeros que quieren conquistar a mexicanas mayores un sábado cualquiera por la noche:

(In English so the message gets across clearly)

A Spanish vocabulary entirely constitued by the words Guapa and Hermosa + a beer + good looks + charming conversation are good starting points. HOWEVER,

They will only get you so far. Do keep trying.(Effort will be rewarded)