friendly reminder

Dear Body:

This is a friendly reminder to let you know that final paper due dates are approaching. It is important that you refrain from becoming ill or moody and that you remain able to sleep short hours and work for prolongued periods of time. You will be fed appropiately. Absolutely no colds, runny noses or cough are allowed. Please resume current threats to become sick and get cooperate with our intense campaign of successfully closing the semester. You will be fully rewarded.

All the best,

The administration.